Now on her second 15 minute side, she had moved to a raft in the pool because she was literally melting into a puddle of sweat while lying on the chaise lounge. She got balanced on the raft and positioned herself at just the right angle for the afternoon sun, no shadows on either side, perfect alignment. (You tanners out there know).
A couple of bees buzzed her head, and since they were persistent, she splashed around trying to convey to them that she was neither a landing pad nor a source of food. She must have succeeded because she finally couldn't hear them anymore. She rested for a moment from all the energy expended from the splashing.
She then realized she had splashed herself out of alignment so she reached out for the pool edge to pull herself back.
ZAP!!!
What the heck?! She squealed/yelped and brushed her hand across her hip, rolled to look at it, and instantly realized there was a barbed, black stinger in her skin which she pulled out with lightning quick reflexes!
Seriously folks, what could she possibly have done to deserve that? She loves the bees, provides for them in spring with her yellow flowering palo verde tree and in the summer with her purple sage shrubs.
After she said "fudge" several times, she got out of the pool and patted dry. She could see the tiny thing floundering in the pool. He was so small and fuzzy, and he had sacrificed himself out of fear. She felt sorry for him.
As she hobbled into the house to find the insect lotion and Tylenol and to tattle on the bee to her husband, she tried to be brave and tell herself it didn't/couldn't hurt that much. She had birthed one baby without drugs. She had dislocated her pelvis during another birth. She had tried to walk before she knew about said dislocated pelvis. (Don't try that at home.) She was pretty tough.
Yet this bee. She marveled at how a small creature could make such a big impact. This small creature made her write all these words hoping for fake sympathy or at least to entertain someone. And she wonders if she can brave the outdoors tomorrow. There are lots of prickly small creatures out there...